Many years ago, upon moving to San Diego, CA, I first took notice of the road and freeway sign that seemed to show a running family. It took me a minute to figure out what the sign actually meant, which was that there were people being chased down and punched in the butt by a rabid child. Anyway, the fine people at the aptly named jalopnik.com took it upon themselves to index the 10 most confusing signs in the US. I guess they couldn't find that squiglly road sign from the Pee Wee's Big Adventure. That one would have definitely confused me. Here's a link to the site.

http://jalopnik.com/5044869/americas-10-most-confusing-traffic-signs

I'm thinking a ridiculously impractical novelty shoe is the way to go. Oh how ironic I could be. And if you're a woman, the selection of bad ideas is triply better. Just check out this list ( http://www.zuzafun.com/strange-shoes )

Jesus,

My faith is waning so can you please do a stupid trick for me? And keep it short 'cause I'm on prepaid!

http://www.inquisitr.com/2240/jesus-appears-in-cell-phone-picture/

There isn't any way to libel the human race.
- Mark Twain