Sometimes, there's a man so stupid that the fact he's made it to adulthood alive is amazing. Christopher Kron is that man. And now he's negotiating a jail sentence for the dumbest burglary of all time. Aside from getting his unobstructed face on camera, he stayed around the restaurant he was robbing while the alarm blared and even answered the phone from the security company and gave them his name, just to steal a bottle of liquor and a bottle of beer. And if that wasn't enough, he stopped by the restaurant the following morning. Needless to say, he was collected by the police not too long afterward. 

 Here's a link to the article: http://www.winknews.com/news/local/26953354.html

 And here's the television news clip: