There is little to say here, but if we must... We started this blog because we like current events and have a taste for the quirky, strange, and even the just plain stupid. We've laughed at times when we shouldn't have, spouted off irreverent nonsense when people weren't laughing, and, on other occasions, been offended like only white people could. We're a lot like you; that is, if you are a lot like us. Hopefully you like our site and, if stuff comes falling down out of the sky, that it doesn't land on a couple of unbreakable bottles of mayonaise that you just bought. We've seen those "unbreakable" bottles break before. It was really sad. Really sad! Plus you have to buy new mayonaise.
If we must make a shameless request, please feel free to help us pay our student loans. If this is really something that people actually do, please let us know so that we can buy a twelve pack of the cheapest beer available and spill it all over ourselves in celebration. Then, please let us know again because we will have probably drank some of the beer we were bathing in and forgotten about blog donations.
Thanks for visiting!